Don't Cheat On Your Wife If You Value Your Car

I rarely go off topic to tell a good story, but some times it is just too tempting to let a really good story slide. There is one advert in particular that I would like to blog.

An ad in a UK used car site, a very angry woman placed the following ad Advert can Cheap Jaguar the actual car can be viewed at this link http://www.buyyourcar.co.uk/Spec/Jaguar/S-Type/Code/USDJAB927HE10618326.aspx



"Car Belongs To Cheating Rat Of A Husband. But The Idiot Had The Car Registered In My Name So It's Mine To Sell. The Car Is In Perfect Condition Except For Some 'paint Damage'. This Was Me, But Is Far Less Damaging Than What I Intend To Do To Him. A Jaguar Dealer I Asked Said The Paint Can Be Removed Relatively Cheaply. Nothing Else Wrong With The Car, Just The Cheating, Lying Piece Of Crap Who Used To Drive It And Used It To Pick Up His Tart In. But Don't Let That Put You Off."

You have to view the advertisement to appreciate it. She is selling it at 50% less than it is worth. The phone message is even funnier than the advert. Depending on when you call, you'll receive one of three messages:

1. If you are going to cheat - don't get caught.
2. Don't cheat
3. Register new cars in your name.

Cost: £10,000.00

It makes me wonder if her husband took out one of those car loans the lots offer, and if the sale price will cover it.